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MK is 5'10", 34D bra, size small, wearing a size S
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Grow a Pair Tee in White

We made this tee for some friends of the brand. Then more than a few asked so we made a few more.
  • Standard weight, 100% cotton crew neck tee
  • Black screen print details at center front and right upper rib 
  • Cooler than your average merch tee (if we do say so ourselves)
    • This is a unisex boyfriend-style tee
    • Comes in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL
    • MK is 5'10, size small and wearing size S
    • Questions? Talk to us: hello@negativeunderwear.com
Orders over $100 ship for free
All unworn items, with tags attached and in their original packaging are eligible for return or direct exchange within 21 days of placing your order.

Want to know our full returns policies? Here you go.

Want more info about shipping, materials or care instructions? Here!

Anything else? Email us at hello@negativeunderwear.com

    $35.00
    We made this tee for some friends of the brand. Then more than a few asked so we made a few more.
    • Standard weight, 100% cotton crew neck tee
    • Black screen print details at center front and right upper rib 
    • Cooler than your average merch tee (if we do say so ourselves)
      • This is a unisex boyfriend-style tee
      • Comes in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL
      • MK is 5'10, size small and wearing size S
      • Questions? Talk to us: hello@negativeunderwear.com
    Orders over $100 ship for free
    All unworn items, with tags attached and in their original packaging are eligible for return or direct exchange within 21 days of placing your order.

    Want to know our full returns policies? Here you go.

    Want more info about shipping, materials or care instructions? Here!

    Anything else? Email us at hello@negativeunderwear.com